Good evening, Digital World.

The Season of the Witch is upon us. From this very instant forward, you will know the majesty off the season. You will find yourself treated to tricks, and in caution you will be tricked with treats.

But fear not... For the Season of the Witch is not cruel, and all change is temporary. So enjoy what is to come, for it will be gone all too soon.

[ooc - Details HERE.]

OH MY GOD! THEY'RE IN AXORYI TOO! OH MY GOD, THEY'RE EVERYWHERE, THEY'RE-

AAAAAAAUGH!

This is Waspmon with security. It seems there was a struggle just at the edge of Royal Base territory this evening. A large tunnel seems to indicate that a Drimogemon was involved.

All residents please be on your guard.

This is a Neon City Newsline report. Earlier today, there was a small disturbance in downtown Neon City by a number of adult-level digimon. The individuals, a Devimon, and two Cyclomon, held up traffic on Trump Sword Blvd. by refusing to move, and repeating the mantra "Humanity will fall." The trio disappeared before authorities could arrived. The incident was only a minor disruption, but authorities would like any human Tamers to be on guard.

That is all. This has been the Neon City Newsline.

Yesterday, a village in Dokako Jungle was attacked and raided by as of yet unknown individual. All we know is that the criminal is a female, and utilized a number of advanced firearms and weaponry to perpetrate this horrific slaughter...

I will not stand for this, in my Area. I want this monster FOUND. As of now, in addition to regular patrols by my subordinates, I am putting out a reward for the capture of whomever did this.

May Yggdrasil have mercy on their souls, for I surely won't.

BLOODY 'ELL! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! THIS BLASTED HEAT IS DRIVING ME INSANE!

HELMSMAN! CHANGE COURSE TO MERIA BEFORE I OVERHEAT!

But sir! What about your duty to Axoryi?

... AARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!

This is an announcement by Parrotmon, chief of the Tetha Military Police.

During last week's little riot at the so-called businesses, the Silver Dragon and Hinata Inn, a number of matters were... illuminated. Namely, the actions of several individuals we have confirmed to be members of the so-called Digital Accident Tactics Squad, who exacerbated and accelerated conflicts with my subordinate, Xellos, when he came to facilitate their lawful and justified eviction.

Hrrrn. Alright, time to cut the bullcrap.

I am the law in this city, and if you have a problem with me, Xellos, or the results of our new "recruitment drive", well then, you can take it up with Ravemon's sword. Don't think I don't see what this is... embedding DATS agents on Tetha's soil, and preparing to undermine Tetha's way of life. Several Kamemon troops were killed in an explosion set on the so-called Inn property, which PROVES there is a paramilitary offense building inside Tetha's walls.

And several DATS members just HAPPEN to be residents? I see what this is.

And it's not just the Inn. The Matsuda Bakery. Several robotic individuals living in a local apartment building, including one Mega Man X who attacked my subordinate Xellos in the past. A video store run by one Videoman and his wife, the latter of whom happens to be a "former" DATS agent... the list goes on and on...

RAWK! Tetha is officially on notice. I haven't been given clearance to act yet, but I can sure as hell put the fear of Yggdrasil into you. Tetha is OUR city, and I won't let you damnable bee-loving foreigners lead my city to destruction!

True lovers of Tetha and its way of life will not sponsor these people or their businesses... and of course, if you see any suspicious behavior, report it to the police.

My name is Tankdramon, and I'm the head of the defense forces here in Neon City. I think it's time our two groups had a talk.

If you can, I'd like to speak to DATS' three head commanders on Thursday, July 16th. I imagine we'll all have a lot to talk about.

Ah, Xellos. Soon our greater goal will be much easier.

I have succeeded in a bit of manipulation, and I believe you'd be proud of me.

!'.fl!d

(OOC: Fact 1: This is what I actually got when stylusing "help" without looking. Fact 2: Kamemon is in too awkward a situation to reply right now.)